Klingon for the Galactic Traveler

If you're a kindle-owning Star Trek fan, it's never too early to order Trek-related titles. With Klingon for the Galactic Traveler loaded on your e-reader, you'll never be at a loss for the right words when dealing with those bumpy-headed aliens.

Although, if the kindle price does indeed end up being more than the paperback price (currently $14.99 and $14.48 respectively), I will have some choice words in Klingon for the publisher.

Organized into four easy-to-use sections, this book will guide your steps through the Klingon language and customs:

• The regional dialects of the Empire 
• Common, everyday usage of the language
• The slang phrases and curses that color the Klingon vocabulary
• Most importantly, the proper verbal, physical, and cultural responses.

A misspoken word to a Klingon, who is quick to take offense and even quicker to take action, could have dire consequences. This book is the indispensable guide for the galactic traveler.


Coming in May.

In the meantime, you might want to entertain yourself with Kelsey Grammer speaking Klingon in an old episode of Frasier: